Hello hello I don't know your name
but I need your help just the same -
together a project we can plan ,
how dare you madam ,it's not a scam.
I don't know you but you're my good friend ,
I'll stay with you till the bitter end ,
but I just need loads of dosh -
send me details via your mackintosh.
Hiya there I'm called Coco Sabi ,
loveless and lonely in Abu Dhabi ,
attached a photo of my lovely self ,
I don't want to end up on the shelf.
My family in Africa they have no food
please please please this may be rude ,
but I must ask you for your credit card ,
to spare a few quid can't be hard.
So easy just press a few keys
someone's ailing granny oh to please ,
save an entire village in the Far East
invest in bonds and watch your cash increase.
I feel so sad my fortune's gone
my conscience plagued on and on,
because now what a state the world is in
'cos its all crunched up in my recycle bin.
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