Sunday, 12 September 2010

A Letter to Swindle-Con Car Insurance(a rubbish poem but I felt like a rant!)copyright sue

Dear Sir...
Thank you so much for causing me stress,
though you wanted my money nevertheless;
you told me lies,played a silly game,
and in the end it was all in vain.

It began with a telephone call -
two hundred more that is all,
the company you've used of old
have quit insurance, I was told.

Seven hundred pounds,that can't be true,
certainly I do not wish to renew;
well perhaps we can have a review,
make it cheaper just for you.

Six hundred offered,I still said no,
elsewhere I'll look and you can go.....
then I got a letter in the mail
six-fifty now ,for a quick sale.

I received next day another note-
seven hundred again was the quote
that was clearly stated within,
so two letters hit the bin.

Pestered once more by telephone
no refuge from them even at home,
would you like to renew with us,
no because you've lost my trust.

I've paid the premium with someone new
and you know what you can do....
five hundred pounds was the final note-
with those who first underwrote!

The moral of this sorry tale
is that you've lost a decent sale:
its a cautionary piece of proof-
next time sir,please tell the truth.

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